How many great lines are there in this Mark Steyn peice?

My opinion-writing hero Mark Steyn somehow manages to tie California porn regulations to the health care bill, and it’s just awesome. 

the California Occupational Safety and Health Standards Board voted to set up a committee to examine whether condoms should be required on all pornographic film shoots within the Golden State. California has run out of money, but it hasn’t yet run out of things to regulate.  …….

 In the future, if a porn actress finds 75 men waiting for her on the set, they’ll be bureaucrats from Sacramento’s Condom Enforcement Squad. ……

If you’ve ever been in the filthy, infected wards of Britain’s National Health Service, it may make more sense after the passage of Obamacare to require hospitals to bring themselves up to the same hygiene standards as the average Bangkok porn shoot……

That’s 16,500 new Internal Revenue Service (IRS) agents, who’ll be needed to check whether you – yes, you, Mr. and Mrs. Hopendope of 27 Hopeychangey Gardens – are in compliance with the 15 tax increases and dozens of new federal mandates ……..

 Mr. Obama is government, and government is Mr. Obama. That’s all he knows and all he’s ever known. ……

 If you have children, they’ll live in smaller homes, drive smaller cars, live smaller lives. If you don’t have children, you had better hope your neighbors do, because someone needs to spawn a working population large enough to pay for the unsustainable entitlements the Obama party has suckered you into thinking you’re entitled to. ……..

If we could “spread the wealth around” in relation to Mr. Steyn’s talent, we’d all be geniuses.

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