Well, have no fear, here comes the E-Z Cracker! It cracks the eggs for you! And, by dirtying another weird contraption which is probably a major pain to wash, you won’t risk getting stuff on your counter that might need to be wiped up! And it had a scoop that catches the yolk to separate the eggs for you!
And I am not making this up! Although someone might be just making this up to mess with me!